* Ooter has to call his gf now
* PpsiLzrd calls Ooter's gf
<PpsiLzrd> "yes, ooter does like men"
<Ooter> heh
<PpsiLzrd> "yes, he's hit on me before"
<Ooter> NO!
<PpsiLzrd> "i said no but he kept insisting we have sex"
* Descender tells ooter's g/f to get off her knees and answer the phone
<PpsiLzrd> "so i punched him"
<Ooter> that's nice ppsi :)
<PpsiLzrd> hehe
<PpsiLzrd> i live in a washing machine
<PpsiLzrd> phear my jello catapult
<PpsiLzrd> these scabs are starting to itch
<thejagged> whut scabs?
<PpsiLzrd> friction burns from falling and sliding on the gym floor
<PpsiLzrd> blood is cool
<youraputz> unless your the one bleeding...
<PpsiLzrd> it's still cool
* PpsiLzrd ties up Ooter's gf and puts her in his car
* PpsiLzrd drives away
<Ooter> ummm
<Ooter> ppsi?
<Ooter> SMACK
<PpsiLzrd> hehe
<PpsiLzrd> wheeeee
* Descender hides in PpsiLzrd's trunk
* PpsiLzrd tapes Ooter to the ceiling
* PpsiLzrd pulls Descender out of his car
* PpsiLzrd kicks Descender in the head
* Descender implodes
* youraputz rescues oots gf for him
* Ooter grabs his gf outta ppsi's shit mobile
<Ooter> hehe
* Ooter thanks youraputz
* PpsiLzrd beats youraputz and Ooter
* Descender respawns and telefrags ooter's g/f
* PpsiLzrd puts Ooter in his blender
* PpsiLzrd sets it on Puree
<PpsiLzrd> buahahaha
* PpsiLzrd rises from the pits of Hell
<youraputz> ppsi, put it in tubro-blend
* PpsiLzrd puts youraputz in his toaster on the DARK setting
<youraputz> doh
<PpsiLzrd> *pop*
<PpsiLzrd> toast is done
* Descender pours vodka in ppsi's blender
* youraputz is golden brown
<PpsiLzrd> buahhaha
<Descender> anyone for jello ooter shots?
* PpsiLzrd aims his jello catapault at Descender
* Descender ducks
<PpsiLzrd> *splatter*
* Descender whips out his potato gun
* Descender aims at ppsi's head
<Descender> WHACK
<youraputz> try and keep ppsi undercontrol
<Ooter> i'll "try"
* Descender watches ppsi's head roll down the street
* PpsiLzrd staples Ooter's hands together
* Ooter puts ppsilzrd on a leash
* PpsiLzrd bites thru the leash
<dfl> sounds kinky
<PpsiLzrd> i can bite pencils in half
<Descender> <PpsiLzrd> i can bite peckers in half
* Ooter hacks up ppsi with an axe then burns his body so he can't come back as undead
<Descender> whoa
<PpsiLzrd> uh
* PpsiLzrd respawns
<Descender> haha
* PpsiLzrd goes for the quad and rocket launcher
* Descender loads ooter into his potato gun
* PpsiLzrd gibs the entire channel
* Ooter reaches for his /kb
* Descender uses ether instead of hairspray
<Descender> *click*
<Descender> *BOOM*
<Descender> fuck it exploded
<PpsiLzrd> no more Ooter
<PpsiLzrd> hehe
* thejagged beats PpsiLzrd up with his cucumber
* PpsiLzrd beats jello boy
* PpsiLzrd puts jello boy into his catapault
* PpsiLzrd fires at the topic
<thejagged> its the jello boy to you!
*** PpsiLzrd changes topic to 'Topic has been Jello-ed, please excuse the mess...'