ham wants to start up an army if darth monkies do you reallly htink animal rights activists will lwet you tattoo him tho'? sigh train him to attack the activists :P if I pay for the fuckin monkey I could do whater I'd like to see one of those animal rights fuckers come in my house with that fuckin monkey around it would kick their ass who has a monkey? bald ass, darth maul looking, stick totin, ass whoopin monkey haha having a pet monkey would kick sooo much ass i am I want a young one so I can train him though I want to shave him and tattoo him like darth maul the give him a stick and teach him to hit people I want a small tiny spyder monkey can you imagine your friend walking in the door and this miniture darth maul come flying at him and whooping his ass with a stick so he can run up my asshole hahahhaha lol no way dude give a monkey like a 2 ft piece of broom handle that would be cool then I could have more monkeys hehe after I cloned them I mean, I wouldn't actually want the monkey to do damage unless I sicked him on someone for more fun hmmm I would just like him to run around jumpin on shit whackin people in the head an army of crazy monkies and then give him some kind of verbal command to whoop ass hehe not i said the monkey like I am your father luuuuuuuke jehova witnesses come to your house hehe lay the smackdown on them jehova witnesses come to your house hehe and your like" Monkey! whoop ass! my favorite line is still .............. and the little fucker comes flying around the corner with a broom handle hehe can you imagine your friend walking in the door and this miniture darth maul come flying at him and whooping his ass with a stick *fwap* hehe those jehova witnesses would shit their pants hahahaha lol I'd train it to fling monkey feces at people hhehee haha naw, the whole flinging feces bit is way overdone the darth maul thiong is better beat their asses all the way up the driveway and then you could say "monkey, back" and he would come back might as well make him a q3 bot, bout the intelligence hehe kill, come back, kill, come back heh make a killer darth maul monkey bot in q3a somebody that will be nuts i mean get a good picture in you head of a small monkey fully shaved and tattoed like darth maul with a 2 ft piece of broom handle flying at you heheheh man, people would shit and get insurance salesmen politicians make q3a mod hehe with monkey bots against animal activists police haha sweet :> ;] those church ppl who go door to door them too "monkey! sic pig!!!" since when did animal rights activists come door to door hehe u'd be surprised to come inspect your assraping monkey since we started tattooing monkeys they will when theres crazed badass monkeys flyin around sigh hehehe this is soooooooooo weird :P hams wants a monkey harem you guys should get more sleep hehe i just got lots ahaha and if I really didn't like who he was beating I'd be like" Monkey! Rape!!" and he would sodomize them with the broomhandle * Sin|ion sicks the crazy darth monkey at teejay *fwap* *fwap* hehehe you know what would be cool also get a second one * PaPSmurF "Monkkey! Beat and Anal rape TeeJay!" Good monkey and shave him ninja monkey ph33r but tattoo him all red and make him an anakin monkey and the two could fight and beat him and spray aresol in his face and inject him with rabies then duct tape him to the end of a 3ft stick hehee what the hell is wrong with you? haha and then anytime someone fucked with you you could pull it out and stick it on them I'd be like" Oh, you think you tuff, let me get my stick" ARHHHGHHAGRHRGHAHGRRAHGAg yeah fuckin insane rabid monkey on a stick ripping someone to shreds