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#iMPULSE Quotes: February
-SkiBum_- [BX-Wall/#impulse] have you heard of a command called "dmsg"
-brewt- [BX-Wall/#impulse] dmesg
-brewt- [BX-Wall/#impulse] what about it?
-SkiBum_- [BX-Wall/#impulse] no wonder it wouldn't work heh!

<qbomb> thejagged: now...like a week later i called her a whore and she hates me now

<Stoke> Ooter: that pic owns :P (Referring to http://www.angelfire.com/de2/jq/aloha.html)

<djp> MY /KEYNOARDD ASD SOMED BUTTONSD S/TUC/KD OR DS/OMETIN

<HaMsNiBiT> I would like to take a shit in a whore's mouth
<Zippy2> HaMsNiBiT: then kiss her
<xcp> i like it when hookers shit in my mouth
 
<ThuG4LifE> *** Now talking in #(_(_)============D
<ThuG4LifE> •§• ThuG •§• Topic       : http://wtps.geto.cx | 0-Day XXX Passwords | Updated 2000 | 
 
<Stackman> who's kevin mitnick?
 
<crotch> c0ck s0x rule
 
<thejagged> up to the same old lameness?
<thejagged> raping animals up their asses and stuff?
<Descender> ]{thejagged}[ no... blur is set away
 
<FuknGrvn> im 20 and im just now getting my first BJ
<FuknGrvn> she said she is gonna bring along a porno tape so she can practice
 
<crotch> WaSp is a penis joke waiting to happen
 
<crotch> ( . ) <insert face here> ( . )
 
<Corrupt> donkey shit r00lz
 
<crotch> ron likes the company of men yes
<crotch> ...and i should know *wink*

 
<@b1ur> crotch
<@b1ur> donht make me hurt you
* b1ur punches crotch
<MuDM0NkeY> blur's masochistic
<Sin|ion> wow blur
<Sin|ion> u must not have any nuts

 
<@ReD|DoG> i hate when you throw up, it comes out of your nose and ass too
<@ReD|DoG> when that shit comes up it COMES up
<@ReD|DoG> dont you hate when you sneeze so hard, that it forces you to fart.....and.....the...fart..isnt...dry...

 
<Zippy2> when my little brother was like 7 or 8 he used to play with it
<Zippy2> havent seen it since
<Zippy2> hes like 12 now
<+AnaRk-E> yer dick?

 
<Sin|ion> brewt u Gap Toothed trailer park discount whore
<nyte> sin|ion you cum guzzling gapped toothed, beer guzzlin', cousin fucker

 
[01:02] <AIChains> i love to watch the home shoppin channels
[01:02] <AIChains> i leave em on all day
 
<Stackman> Where can I get netscape?
 
* Stackman hacks a vulnerable mHQ|DCC02 while downloading a trash file and recruiting Forsaken to haxz0r the gibson.
<brewt> gosh shutup stack

 
<DocMAX> NO!!! I think i am dumb???? Of course i don't want to use 3D with Voodoo Banshee under Win31!!!! I just want a bestter resolution!
 
<Ooter> I'm l33t, I program in VB
 
<Roces> Banshee is as good as Voodoo3. It only has 1 graphic-pipeline. thats the only one bad about it
 
<Roces> NYTES A HOMO!
<nyte> yes
<nyte> i am a homo
<nyte> someone stick their erect penis up my red, bloody arse hole
<nyte> please?

 
*** Joins: SkiBum_ (ski@fuck.me.in.the.ski-bum.net)
 
<c0rrupt> stackman is a flaming homosexual 
[17:16] -djp:#impulse- Roces fucks tube sox !
[17:16] <Stackman> hah
[17:16] -Roces:#impulse- only twice

 
<xcp> mm, i sure could use a frothy glass of horse cum right about now !
 
<Descender> ircn is the assfucker of all irc scripts