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<ReaLa> fuck me dad
<ReaLa> fuck me dead i MEANT!
 
(DaTaLoCk) i'm not wearing any pants
(Bouis) my isp is on a t3 so i have a t3 [#mp3hq]
 
(Zippy2_) my favorite kind of pants are kordurois
 
(MrMental) Question, is the Half-life ISO include the audio?
 
<PpsiLzrd> get a blur domain www.impluse.com
 
(ReaLa) i and my friend break in to librarys
 
(AIChainz) when i get hungry i go to the library and eat their microfish
 
(djp) my nes is um broken my brother took a hose and put water in it he hten proceeded to sell it for 50 cents so the kid next door could break it with a hammer
 
(blur) I bet electric is one of those perves with a shitload or pron on his HD all labeled and shit and he sells it to other people from the newspaper
(Electric) blur, no, but close
(Electric) i actually have nudes of you in lacy undergarments
(Electric) im selling them to the navy
(blur) I don't wear lacy undergarments
(blur) you weren't supposed to know about that
 
<PaSmurf> Pot isn't a drug. Prozac is a drug, Viagra is a drug, POT is a vegetable!
 
<Roces> WOOOOOPP
<Roces> by myself for the rest of the night
* Roces dances
 
* DaTaLoCk just got out of the shower...brrr (DaTaLoCk) eek!@#$@# shrinkage!#$!$!#$%%
 
* NicePants is away, *Protesting The Capturing And Displaying Of Poor, Innocent Quotes On www.iMPULSE98.com* [log:ON] [page:ON] [email:harley@cyberjunkie.com]
 
<blur> IO GOT SOEMTHING TOMS YAY
<blur> K ILEEF YOU NABHJR YODSAU
 
(blur) I'M REALLY 56 YEARS OLD AND HAVE PUBIC HAIR OUT MY NOSE
 
<Roces> np you cant spell for yout life
 
*** Ooter changes topic to '<blur> how bout.. Suck my dick Ooter (NOTE: #impulse does not condone homosexuality) Sorry'
<blur> TAKE ME OFF THE FUCKING TOPIC NOW
 
-Electric- [WallOP:#impulse] i dont have the space for a pub ftp
-SkaNKGiRL- -=> PMS Queen <=- delete all yur porn and ya would
 
Electric- [BX-Wall/#impulse] /me hugs tj and ski
-SkiBum- [Kovak] get off me you fucking homo
 
* KalEl throws his red panties at c0rr
 
-c0rrupt- [p1mpz0r]op] tis the season to be horny.. falallala la la ala unf
 
<PpsiLzrd> blur must have like only 6 fingers total to type that badly
 
<PpsiLzrd> blur's computer needs a spell checker hardwired into it
 
<Stoke> santa better get me a cable modem
 
(NicePants) blur.org = United Dislexics of America
 
*** Quits: KG ( Hanson uses BitchX. Mommy, can we dress like boys again?)
 
(ISD) blur es hijo de el diablo
(blur) diablo?
(ISD) devil
(blur) ohh hahah
(blur) no
* NicePants is away, *Protesting The Capturing And Displaying Of Poor, Innocent Quotes On www.iMPULSE98.com* [log:ON] [page:ON] [email:harley@cyberjunkie.com]
 
(blur) friggin shut the friggin fuck friggin up
 
<Authentic> 12 pack of bud, 11 wrastlin tickets, 10 copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of redman, 6 cans of spam, 5 flannel shirts****, 4 big mud tires, 3 shot gun shells, 2 huntin dogs and some parts to a mustang gt
 
-think- [BX-Wall/#impulse] the season of giving .. think ill give electric 200 megs of icmp packets
 
-Electric- [BX-Wall/#impulse] get your bitch to make a turkey :P
 
<burnt-> YES I ENJOY GIVING HEAD
<burnt-> BUT I DO DESERVE SOME GRATITUDE
 
<X-Squared> i want to see men with large testicles
 
<SkaNKGiRL> i dont wear hand me down lingerie
 
<jiggalo> how do i rename extentions in windows?
<Undream> you just rename them
<jiggalo> undream, moron...u cant rename extentions
 
-c0rrupt- [p1mpz0r]op] i'm a unfist, join my religion
-c0rrupt- [p1mpz0r]op] i'm the head pope guy with the big hat
-c0rrupt- [p1mpz0r]op] all the priests are allowed to have sex, and condone it
-c0rrupt- [p1mpz0r]op] lynns gona be a nun hehe
-SkaNKGiRL- -=> PMS Queen <=- i dont look good in hats tho
-c0rrupt- [p1mpz0r]op] nono you dont gotta wear nuttin but a g-string at all times, a pink one
-E|ectric- [BX-Wall/#impulse] im joining!
(Vitiris) I bought instant water....now I don't know what to add....